Another opening day movie for me yesterday yeah you guessed it by now. I watched AVP last night apparently it sucked!
But before I get into why it sucks you guys are gonna have to put up with me ranting about idiots who watch movies. I ve always had this problem whenever my fiancée and I watch movies. We re ardent movie watchers you see so we ve had our fair share of experience with idiot movie watchers. They are a few types of idiot movie watchers you see,
I wanna be part of the movie idiot
Ok this type of idiot is those who just can’t help but want to be part of the movie. These guys talk in the movie loud enough that you can’t even concentrate on the movie. The worst part about this idiot is that they sooo bloody want to be part of it they sometime try to talk to the movie. They ll go “AIYA, watch out Alien at the back!” or they go on “Aiyo,Aiyo…” or “Hully up hully up!” excuse me biatch but these guys don’t hear you and I for one don’t want to hear you bitch at the back. Last night this biatch was constantly talking and giving comments to the movie. This biatch went to the movie with her husband and kid. Normally when I see a kid in the cinema watching a grown up movie I know for a fact that my patience will need to work overtime. But honestly its not the kids fault. It s always the stupid parents who are idiots (Lets not hope I fall into that category later in life). Unless it’s a cartoon or a kiddie movie DON’T BRING YOUR KIDS TO THE CINEMA. Anyway when were entering the cinema I noticed a few innocent kids sitting near us. One of them was this biatch’s son. As the movie was to start I realized that the kid was actually scared shit of the movie. He was asking his parents what time it is and making obvious I am scared sounds. Fair enough as he’s just a kid. So I was consigned to accept the fact that I wont be able to watch this movie peacefully. But to my surprise its not the kid’s in the cinema that were the problem. Its all these idiot grown ups who I felt like punching. I am telling you the mom aka biatch was making so much noise from the start of the movie till the end. When we went out I just felt like stuffing her mouth with my foot. Yeah yeah I know it sounds excessive but biatch I don’t pay 10 bucks to hear you bitch biatch. During all this her son was able to contain his fear and kept quite. Biatch learn from you son ok!
I am a smart ass asswipe idiot
A few rows above us were a bunch of kids watching the movie. These idiots were worst they were helluva asswipe that they were trying to be the attraction of the cinema. Making comments that they thought others would find funny. Asswipes if you have something to say get the fork out and talk to the mirror. Only another asswipe like you would like it. So if you were at the GSC Midvalley at the 7.15pm show cinema 13 with your group of asswipe homies I hope you guys burn and rot in the pits of Hell.
Okla those two species of idiots are enough for today.
Back to the movie review. All right as I am a man of honor I will not give out any spoilers. So if you haven’t watched the movie, don’t worry my posting will not give anything away. Ok honestly I didn’t like the movie. Its not that this movie is not smart (I can dig tasteless wham bam straight forward action movie storyline) but you see I was an avid comic book reader too. I say was because nowadays comics are soo damn expensive due to the exchange rate. Heck I even have the first Aliens VS Predator comic when its first series came out. So when the director is someone who does not uphold the fundamental essence of the main character obviously I get pissed off. So that is the main problem this movie. The Predator character really really disappointed me. Nuff said.
The same bloody thing happened with the The Punisher. Punisher was my number 1 comic when I was a kid. But to see the way they made the movie this year really disappointed me. The Punisher was a kick ass soldier. Someone who is an expert at killing people in a military style kinda way. His character should have been like Benicio Del Toro’s character in the movie The Hunted (If you want to watch a tasteless wham bam straight forward action movie, this is what you should watch ).
I guess for such stories you really need to stick to the true essence of the character never try to change it. It happened with Joel Schmacher when he directed Batman & Robin. And what did he get? An award by Maxim mag for the worst movie of all time.
Stupido.
But before I get into why it sucks you guys are gonna have to put up with me ranting about idiots who watch movies. I ve always had this problem whenever my fiancée and I watch movies. We re ardent movie watchers you see so we ve had our fair share of experience with idiot movie watchers. They are a few types of idiot movie watchers you see,
I wanna be part of the movie idiot
Ok this type of idiot is those who just can’t help but want to be part of the movie. These guys talk in the movie loud enough that you can’t even concentrate on the movie. The worst part about this idiot is that they sooo bloody want to be part of it they sometime try to talk to the movie. They ll go “AIYA, watch out Alien at the back!” or they go on “Aiyo,Aiyo…” or “Hully up hully up!” excuse me biatch but these guys don’t hear you and I for one don’t want to hear you bitch at the back. Last night this biatch was constantly talking and giving comments to the movie. This biatch went to the movie with her husband and kid. Normally when I see a kid in the cinema watching a grown up movie I know for a fact that my patience will need to work overtime. But honestly its not the kids fault. It s always the stupid parents who are idiots (Lets not hope I fall into that category later in life). Unless it’s a cartoon or a kiddie movie DON’T BRING YOUR KIDS TO THE CINEMA. Anyway when were entering the cinema I noticed a few innocent kids sitting near us. One of them was this biatch’s son. As the movie was to start I realized that the kid was actually scared shit of the movie. He was asking his parents what time it is and making obvious I am scared sounds. Fair enough as he’s just a kid. So I was consigned to accept the fact that I wont be able to watch this movie peacefully. But to my surprise its not the kid’s in the cinema that were the problem. Its all these idiot grown ups who I felt like punching. I am telling you the mom aka biatch was making so much noise from the start of the movie till the end. When we went out I just felt like stuffing her mouth with my foot. Yeah yeah I know it sounds excessive but biatch I don’t pay 10 bucks to hear you bitch biatch. During all this her son was able to contain his fear and kept quite. Biatch learn from you son ok!
I am a smart ass asswipe idiot
A few rows above us were a bunch of kids watching the movie. These idiots were worst they were helluva asswipe that they were trying to be the attraction of the cinema. Making comments that they thought others would find funny. Asswipes if you have something to say get the fork out and talk to the mirror. Only another asswipe like you would like it. So if you were at the GSC Midvalley at the 7.15pm show cinema 13 with your group of asswipe homies I hope you guys burn and rot in the pits of Hell.
Okla those two species of idiots are enough for today.
Back to the movie review. All right as I am a man of honor I will not give out any spoilers. So if you haven’t watched the movie, don’t worry my posting will not give anything away. Ok honestly I didn’t like the movie. Its not that this movie is not smart (I can dig tasteless wham bam straight forward action movie storyline) but you see I was an avid comic book reader too. I say was because nowadays comics are soo damn expensive due to the exchange rate. Heck I even have the first Aliens VS Predator comic when its first series came out. So when the director is someone who does not uphold the fundamental essence of the main character obviously I get pissed off. So that is the main problem this movie. The Predator character really really disappointed me. Nuff said.
The same bloody thing happened with the The Punisher. Punisher was my number 1 comic when I was a kid. But to see the way they made the movie this year really disappointed me. The Punisher was a kick ass soldier. Someone who is an expert at killing people in a military style kinda way. His character should have been like Benicio Del Toro’s character in the movie The Hunted (If you want to watch a tasteless wham bam straight forward action movie, this is what you should watch ).
I guess for such stories you really need to stick to the true essence of the character never try to change it. It happened with Joel Schmacher when he directed Batman & Robin. And what did he get? An award by Maxim mag for the worst movie of all time.
Stupido.
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