Man, evolution and toilets

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Check out my new layout. Am I cool or am I cool. Huahuahuah. Well I decided on a new layout cause I wanted a cleaner looking design. Ala Apple like that la. Looks ok to me as I think its easier to read in other words its easier on the eyes.

Don’t think I ll be making a long posting today as I am a bit busy. Got a project which seems to rely a lot on me. Comforting huh? Shheesshh it’s an interesting project where most of the workload depends on my part of the job. So hopefully I ll ace it. Ok nuff of that.

I got one provocative lucidity I d like to talk about….

Regarding toilets and us humans. Yup you heard me right toilets. Now lets look at the topic from a wider point of view first. Its common knowledge that as we progress and evolve things are to expected to be better. Improvements are what we ‘modern’ people are proud of. But are we really improving as we progress? Hence comes to my topic Toilets and Evolutions. You see we have toilets bowls right? Yeah and modern toilet bowls have the ability to save water. Which is great, furthermore it’s quieter when you flush it. All that is great but my main disdain is with how these modern toilet flush. Honestly I don’t care if my toilet bowls saves water or makes loads of noise. Most important, numero uno thing that my toilet bowl has to do is flush my crap. Yes flush my bloody crap. With today’s so called advance toilet you more then always have to flush twice. I bloody hate it when I have to flush more then once. Why? because usually after flushing you ll notice that your crap tends to conveniently flow back. Huurrrmm nice huh. After doing your deed and flushing the bowl you suddenly notice itsy bitsy parts of your crap still not being flushed. Now that’s crap. I don’t know about you but I never want to look at shit. Not even my own. What happen to the rugged noisy toilet bowls where you only need to flush once? With the old toilet bowls most of the time you ll never see your yellow or shall I say brown submarines. I can take noise but not wasted Picnic bars (reminds me of the story Cadyshack; the funny pool incident ). So please to all toilet bowl makers make them flush well!

Hopefully this posting will help you guys think of other things other then food.

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